Funny Love Jokes :3

-Someone once said that nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes as there's too much fraternizing with the enemy. However, the battle will continue to rage on as women and men are clearly very different. We cannot do without each other and yet can't stand each other. Do read about the cute and humorous comparisons between men and women to get yourself a good laugh. After finisihing those articles, why not check out the viewpoints of men on the peculiar habits of women? After everything is done, you can always find out the more humorous aspects of modern dating.

-(Why Women Are Better Than Men)
1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.
7. Speeding ticket? What's that?
8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
10. If you have sex with someone and don't call him the next day, you're not the devil.
11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
14. You can sleep your way to the top.
15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
19. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Tom Selleck.
20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.
22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
33. You have the ability to dress yourself.
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like.
37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's after shave.
38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.
44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at her shoes.
47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
48. You don't have hair on your back.
49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
50. You get to hate Paris Hilton in the way only another woman truly can.

TRUE LOVE NEVER FADE :DDD

there was once a guy named Jack
who had a girlfriend named Ashley.
Ashley was the most popular girl in
school.
the three most popular guys were
Tom, Jack, and Marcus. Ashley thought Jack
as OKAY but she REALLY liked Marcus.
Marcus liked Ashley also. Well of course he did,
everyone did!
Marcus and Jack were worst enemies.
Marcus tried to steal Ashley away.
everytime he had a chance to.
One day, Marcus asked Ashley if she wanted
to go to the movies.
Jack heard everything.... What movie theatre, and what time.
Jack approached the movies.
And followed Ashley and Marcus.
Jack sat right behind them.
He watched them get close
to each other and kiss.... not only kiss,
but practically get it on in the theatre.
Marcus told Ashley " do you want to come
to my place and skip this boring place? "
She replied, " hell, yeah! ''
Jack had peeked through Marcus's window
Ashley and him were messing.
Around and they had sex.
Jack watched the whole thing.
The nest day at school  Jack wasn't
there.
The next few days at school Jack wasn't there.
A week later his mother found him in
his closet DEAD...
He commited suicide because he had loved
Ashley so much
Next to jack's dead body was a note
a note that read..
My Dearest Ashley,
I Watched you at the movie and at
Marcus's house.
And I will continue watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.
I really loved you Ashley. I died for you like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Jack.

My favorite anime artist ~

Amano Akira

born

Aichi Prefecture, Japan

gender

female

genre

Comics & Graphic Novels

About this author

Akira Amano is the author and mangaka of the shonen manga Katekyo Hitman Reborn! She was born in 1973, but the month and day are unknown.
Amano began in 1998 with a job at Weekly Young Magazine. She also held a job at Shueisha Publishing Co, Ltd.
In 2002, Amano participated in a contest for aspiring mangaka and was one of the lucky winners, with her comic Monkey Business published in Young Magazine.
In 2004, she finally found success with the humourous and classy manga Katekyo Hitman Reborn! (or, for short, just Reborn!), and that thanks to her readers' support. This new manga was advertised more and more in Shonen Jump and became a hit. Two years later, her manga was made into an anime series by Artland studios.

Her ideas for Reborn!: Amano had some crazy ideas to entertain readers with. She came up with weird characters to add spice to the humour, a story written especially to be unique, and fast-paced action.

Other works:
Boy Spin (1998)
Hot Blast Baseball Legendary (1999)
Pu Chipu Chirabii (2000)
Monkey Business (2002)
Tapir Hearts HAWK! (2003)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! (2004)(less)

Gosho Aoyama 

Gosho Aoyama was born as Yoshimasa Aoyama in Daiei, Tottori, Japan; June 21, 1963. 

He was gifted at drawing even when young. 

When he was in First Grade, his painting of "Yukiai War" won a competition and was displayed at the Tottori Daimaru Department Store. 

He graduated from high school at Ikuei High School. After finishing high school, he studied at Nihon University College of Art in Tokyo. In 1986, Gosho joined a comic contest for freshmen and won. Which was a stepping-stone for his future career as a manga artist and author.

 A year later, his first & earliest comic was "Chotto Mattete" (Wait a Minute), first published in the Shonen Sunday magazine. 

In 1992, He won the Shogakukan manga contest for his "Yaiba" series. In 1994, Gosho's Case Closed (a.k.a. Detective Conan) made its manga debut, 

 which became the popular and long running anime TV series. By March 2005,

 Gosho accepted the proposal from Minami Takayama (the voice actress of his charater Conan Edogawa)